Friday, February 17, 2012

Goodnight And Thank You

by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.

     CHO
     Goodnight and thank you whoever
     She's in every magazine, been photographed, seen
     She is known
     We don't like to rush but your case has been packed
     If she's missed anything
     You could give us a ring
     But we don't always answer the phone

     EVA
     Oh but its sad when a love affair dies
     But we have pretended enough.
     It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves.

     CHO
     Which means-(hand gesture)

     CHO and EVA
     There is no-one, no-one at all
     Never has been and never will be a lover
     Male or female
     Who hasn't an eye on
     In fact they rely on
     Tricks they can try on
     Their partner
     They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
     Support them, promote them
     Don't blame them
     You're the same

     CHO (To EMILIO)
     Goodnight and thank you Emilio
     You've completed your task, what more could we ask
     Of you now?
     Please sign the book on your way out the door
     That will be all
     If she needs you we'll call
     But I don't think that's likely somehow

     EVA
     Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
     But when we were hot we were hot
     I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared

     CHO
     Which means..(hand gesture)

     CHO, EVA, EVA's FIRST LOVER
     There is no-one, no-one at all
     Never has been and never will be a lover
     Male or female
     Who hasn't an eye on
     In fact they rely on
     Tricks they can try on
     Their partner
     They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
     Support them, promote them
     Don't blame her, you're the same

     GENERIC SINGERS
     There is no soap, no soap like ZAZ,
     No detergent, lotion or oil with such power,
     In the shower.
     It's the mother and father of luxury lava,
     The talk of the bath, the great ointment
     One little frolic with new ZAZ carbolic
     You scent it, you'll be sent.

     CHO (To EVA's SECOND LOVER)
     Goodnight and thank you whoever
     We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio
     We'll think of you every time she's on the air
     We'd love you to stay
     But you'd be in the way
     So do up your trousers and go

     EVA
     Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
     The decline into silence and doubt
     Our passion was just too intense to survive

     CHO
     Which means.. (hand gesture)

     (By now a fairly long line of EVA's rejected LOVERS
     has formed)

     FORMER LOVERS
     This is a club I should never have joined
     Someone has made us look fools
     Argentine men call the sexual shots
     Someone has altered the rules

     EVA
     Fame on the wireless as far as it goes
     Is all very well, but every girl knows

     CHO
     She needs a man she can monopolize
     With fingers in dozens of different pies-

     LOVERS
     Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies

From the script of  the musicale "Evita" (Act I Scene 6)

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